Banging lots of chicks also raises Carl's sex appeal and respect levels, but raises his risk of contracting herpes or chlamydia, which lower his respect levels to sub- Gary Coleman levels.Ĭarl must avoid rising water and flying debris during the hurricane. The more girls Carl sleeps with, the higher the player's score. If he is really desperate he can also drop roofies into their drinks. If Carl has not had sufficient time to built these skills, he also has the option to get the girls drunk which lowers their resistance. He arrives in the city for the 2005 Mardi Gras celebrations and uses the celebration as an opportunity to sell dope and hook up with smokin' hot college babes.Ĭarl's ability to hook up with women depends on how muscular he is, how much money he has, and his style of clothes. Having just gotten back from a tour of Afghanistan, Carl Johnson decides that it is time he uses his military training to terrorize the city of New Orleans and amass a huge personal fortune as well. Will they make it back to California, or will they contract a disease from the filthy water or be stabbed by a drunken frat boy visiting for spring break? That is up to you! Having not seen a woman in months, CJ tries to initiate sexual activities with Kendall, who mocks his under-developed genitals and makes him her leather-bitch on a leash. Carl is holed up in an abandoned house in the rich part of town (aka whiteyville). About a month after the storm subsides, CJ's sister Kendall swims into New Orleans looking for Carl. Carl abandon his drug dealing to make an inflatable rubber dinghy the game is notable for its innovative rubber-hose interface that allows the player to experience the thrill of inflating a raft until his lungs ache. New Orleans is hit by a light rainshower that devastates the city. The missions in the earlier parts of the game involve eating po' boy sandwiches, scoring marijuana from the ghost of Louis Armstrong, avoiding voodoo curses, and helping wheelchair bound elderly ladies cross busy roads. Main character Carl "Sweet Ass" Collins arrives in New Orleans for Mardi Gras in February of 2005, with the goal of being crowned King of the Zulus in the annual parade.
We'll let you know when the game drops.Grand Theft Auto: New Orleans is an installment in the interminable Grand Theft Auto computer game series. Now it's finally been soft-launched that means it can't be more than a couple of months from release, so keep an eye out. Complement heavy action with rather attractive graphics/soundtrack and you've got yourself a match made in heaven. This open world you're throw into gives your dozens of story missions to sink your teeth into, general mischief to be had, and turf wars to ensue. It's time to turn yourself from plain Jane to utterly insane Jane and claim the Big Easy as your own criminal capital.
Sounding a little like GTA Online, you've got biker gangs, crooked cops, and other curious characters to get a leg-up over. Typical of Gameloft, the launch of Gangstar: New Orleans has been pretty hush-hush since last year but guess what? It's just soft-launched on iOS in the Philippines.Īfter months of silence we finally know a little more about Gangstar: New Orleans, thanks to its sneaky forum post. You can also pre-register for the game here and unlock some currency ahead of launch. Word of mouth hasn't been great on the game's performance or in-app currencies but let's hope that Gameloft will listen to player feedback.